Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: Who are you? A: My name is Eli. That’s a good start, I guess.
- Q: Are you in a band? A: Maybe? Kind of. Hard to tell. I record some music. I play with friends. I play with myself. Yes, I just said that.
- Q: What do you play? A: Jack of all trades, master of none.
- Q: Why a webcomic? A: One of those unexplainable mysteries of the universe.
- Q: What is your PayPal password? A: I’m amazed how often I am asked this question. Is it just me? Stop asking!
- Q: Can I ask you a question? A: Sure.
Infrequently Asked Questions
- Q: Really, why a webcomic? A: The world just does not have enough humorous webcomics about the lives of musicians.
- Q: What is the best day to shave? A: Someday.
- Q: I’m hungry. A: This is not a question.