Frequently Asked Questions Q: Who are you? A: My name is Eli. That’s a good start, I guess. Q: Are you in a band? A: Maybe? Kind of. Hard to tell. I record some music. I play with friends. I play with myself. Yes, I just said that. Q: What do you play? A: Jack of all trades, master of none. Q: Why a webcomic? A: One of those unexplainable mysteries of the universe. Q: What is your PayPal password? A: I’m amazed how often I am asked this question. Is it just me? Stop asking! Q: Can I ask you a question? A: Sure. Infrequently Asked Questions Q: Really, why a webcomic? A: The world just does not have enough humorous webcomics about the lives of musicians. Q: What is the best day to shave? A: Someday. Q: I’m hungry. A: This is not a question.