"Toot, Toot!"
Author Archive
"delete"
"Rhymes With Toilet"
"Target Market"
"Recording Rules"
"You Make The Call"
"Sellout"
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"Success"
"The Language Of Music"
"What’s In A Name?"
"The Bearded Messiah"
"The Muppets Of War"
"Count Me Off"
"New Threads"
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"Flash"
"New Blood"
"Botched Deal"
"About"
Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: Who are you? A: My name is Eli. That’s a good start, I guess.
- Q: Are you in a band? A: Maybe? Kind of. Hard to tell. I record some music. I play with friends. I play with myself. Yes, I just said that.
- Q: What do you play? A: Jack of all trades, master of none.
- Q: Why a webcomic? A: One of those unexplainable mysteries of the universe.
- Q: What is your PayPal password? A: I’m amazed how often I am asked this question. Is it just me? Stop asking!
- Q: Can I ask you a question? A: Sure.
Infrequently Asked Questions
- Q: Really, why a webcomic? A: The world just does not have enough humorous webcomics about the lives of musicians.
- Q: What is the best day to shave? A: Someday.
- Q: I’m hungry. A: This is not a question.
"Bladder Wars"
"Starving Artists"
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